A Riddle:

Ok, so you and your buddy are talking about how nice it would be to have someone to spend time with, go to the movies, to dinner, etc. and she goes on about how lonely she is, and how she'd really like you to hook her up. You just happen to have a friend, only he's become more of a friend, and for many reasons you don't really see that it's going much further than friendship.

You understand the difference between friend and friend, right?

Good. Moving on....

So anyway, you've conspired to set your buddy up with your friend, but there's also an acquaintance (that would probably be better suited anyway), so you've got him set over to the side as a just-in-case for your buddy because after all, the weekend is nearly upon us. So, your friend (approached with this information by you) is undecided, as in "Do I have to answer right now? Can't I think about it for a week or so?" and you find yourself pushing him for a more solid answer.

Ok, here's the riddle part.

Are you asking your friend to do this because:

A. You want your friend and your buddy to have someone's company to enjoy and are genuinely concerned about their happiness.

B. You actually want to see what your friend will say if approached with this type of a situation.

and, if the answer happens to be A and they go out and hit it off, will you:

A. Rejoice in the fact that you played a successful game of matchmaker.

B. Be pissed off because it didn't work the way you wanted it to.

or, if the answer is B......

.....to hell with it.

I think I fucked up.