Happy Thanksgiving! a day late

Here I sit, newly single (yes, 2 days and counting now) and therefore with no life and no fun in the foreseeable future, so what do I do?

Well, I work.

And I read blogs.

God knows I've certainly been shirking my blog-reading lately. I have missed entirely too much of the goings on of my favorite bloggers such as her and him not to mention countless others.

This morning, I caught up on a little reading, and laughed myself nearly into unconsciousness. I mean c'mon.....you just know it's going to be so far past hilarity that it's hard to come up with a name for the amount-of-funny when you see a post named "booger brigade" - right? CW, I wish you all the luck in the world with the newly dismissed long-lost love of your life, Carb O'Hydrate.
She has always been a trifling bitch to me too.
[Confidential to CW, I forgive you for not being thankful for me in your thankspimping post, only because #1, I have gone and let my old site go, and #2, I never really posted anything worth a shit anyway. Really, it's ok.]

And, synonymous with all this hilarity came a whirlwind of calm, shame, and jealousy but in a good way, for that is the only way I can think of to describe how I feel after reading about the vacation that Julia has just returned from.

In totally unrelated but definitely mention-worthy news, I must say especially considering my newly single status, I'm a bit miffed that I can't ever get this lucky.