New Sport: Drunken Blog Reading.

The following came from an actual conversation held in my home this very evening:

Me: "This is hilarious!"
Him: "What?"
Me: "This post at Witt and Wisdom."
Him: "Post? What's 'Witt and Wisdom'?"
Me: "It's a blog I read. Funny as hell."
Him: "What's it say?"
Me: "Well, it's about a new cologne and perfume from Swiss Army. They have Swiss Army for Him and for Her."
Him: "Oh my God. (hiccup) Really?"
Me: "Really. Hold on, there's a link here...I've got to see this."
Him: "What does it say?"
Me:

"Swiss Army is a feminine blend of blue buttercup, daffodil, muget, alpine berries, ginger root, fresh mandarin and crisp green watermint."

Him: (Hiccup)"What? Piss green waternut? What the hell is that? Wait - give me the laptop. I have GOT to google that."
Me: (Much eye rolling) "Nevermind."

30 Minutes later...while watching a Stargate SG-1 rerun...

Him: "You know, (hiccup, belch) when Teal'c makes that face...that one right there, the frown he does when he gets turned down on some mission by General Hammond...he looks like he just ate a turd."
Me: "No more cosmopolitans for you. Ever."